So I got a new phone. And not one single person has texted. It’s awesome in one sense, but pretty shifty in another.
As close as you will ever be to a nuclear explosion
THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING
No thank you.
The columns of smoke in the foreground are telephone poles boiling
Up this late, doing what? Oh yeah, that’s right, writing this FUCKING PAPER DUE TODAY AT 6:30! BECAUSE SHIT ON IT!
do you ever see an opinion that’s so terrible that you actually feel bad for that person’s brain
Page 1 of 99